[No Way] 09/25/06- 01:14:20 EST by: wildarmsheero

If this is a lie heads will roll

some proof (maybe)

sorry for the lack of rants lately. it's really just because I'm lazy. no comic this week because i was doing nhk fanart. i do have something sketched out though. with luck it'll be up in the middle of the week.

[You Might Wanna Stick that Bread In a Toaster] 09/17/06- 20:51:25 EST by: David

Damn. I've been busy. But before I go into my rant I have a bone to pick with a certain Randall. Randall: Let me tell you why you are still alive. When you where so nice to IM Wildarmsheero with this: "Heeeey, do Dave and Frank have sex? Is Frank on top?" I almost went all CIA on your ass and tried to kill you. Well, first off Wildarms likes you, so, you have that going for you and secondly your name is Randall. Now, I could go on and on about how badly your posts on your website are written and how the exclamation point is not how you end every sentence. I mean, come on dude, this symbol: "!" tends to be used when someone is exclaiming something, for example:

Randall is a hopeless prick who can't write a good news post to save his life!

Anyway, to conclude: Asking whether a man and a man have sex isn't just a dumbass question, it's none of your business where I stick my business.

Now on to more unhappy matters. Mistakes of Youth Porn. Whoever requested this should die. It's that simple. There is no need for this. I mean hell, we, I mean, Wildarms, barely gets comics out on time. I don't think we need a blow-job picture of Tina and a penis. For the one man who gets off to this, congratulations. You just got off to Mistakes of Youth porn, I hope it feels good. Now go put that semen in a jar. I hear it tastes good on toast.

Now on to Happy News. The podcast. Not bad, it's a start, you never know, I'm always willing to try news things at Mistakes of Youth. Anyway, I'm just really angry.

/Dave.